Sunday, March 7, 2010

My Oscar predictions that didn't come true

James Cameron sexts Kathryn Bigelow: "Oscar win sex always best. ;) ". Bigelow drops iPhone into water glass.

Sandra Bullock's Razzie calls Bullock's Oscar a cheap-ass skank. Awesome statue fight with broken bottle and designer necklace.

Quentin Tarantino's Oscar accepted by the ghost of George C. Scott, who begins, "No poor, dumb, inglourious basterd ever won a war by..."

Christoph Waltz dances to stage in 3/4 time, sings all of Sondheim's "A Little Night Music", belches "The Blue Danube."

Sexiest Couple -- George Clooney and his tuxedo.

Avatar misses Best Picture win. However, it does take home Best Screensaver and Film Most Improved By DVD's Thai Language Track.